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Us versus Them

Us versus Them

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A podcast about two girls.
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Twins who sin

Us versus ThemJul 02, 2022

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Twins who sin

Twins who sin

We created a new podcast that is bettered suited to who we are as people.. It's called Twins who sin--so give it a listen.

Jul 02, 202202:17
Writing a mass shooter

Writing a mass shooter

Get ready for us to discuss topics such as writing a mass shooter, lying to our brother, and becoming edgy elderly ladies later in life.

Apr 02, 202234:26
Our cat is suicidal

Our cat is suicidal

In today's episode we talk about the field trip we went on with our dad, unsolicited dick picks, and our cat's depression.

Mar 22, 202233:17
Scamming the Elderly

Scamming the Elderly

During this podcast we explore topics such as getting a roommate from Craigslist, how maps work, and how easily the elderly are scammed.

Mar 15, 202236:26
Inviting burglars into our house

Inviting burglars into our house

In this episode we discuss our car dilemma, prank phone calling as kids, and what a "talk" at work usually(almost always) means.

Mar 01, 202236:03
Doing "extra credit" in high school

Doing "extra credit" in high school

Today we discussed sports betting, doing "extra credit" in high school, and how local animal shelters post content to make you feel like shit.

Feb 16, 202231:04
Joining a cult

Joining a cult

In this episode we discuss how easy it is to scam people(even in the present day) and how the Super Bowl could be our ticket to retirement.

Feb 03, 202229:31
Former Co-Worker wouldn't leave us Alone

Former Co-Worker wouldn't leave us Alone

This week we talk about things kids today will never have the pleasure of experiencing, our upcoming episode of I Survived, and Meg's audition for Hot Ones. 

Jan 15, 202235:43
Our Dad has a Problem

Our Dad has a Problem

Get ready to hear about how our Dad struggles to keep his hoarding behavior in check, how Christen doesn't change her underwear daily, and how God made us perfect with no need for alterations. 

Dec 31, 202136:13
Rona will getcha every time

Rona will getcha every time

In this week's episode we have our first ever guest.. We'll let you figure it out. We also discuss what separates us from the upper class which is pretty much dignity and self-respect, but you'll have to listen for more context.

Dec 16, 202133:10
A guide to gift giving aka not being a basic motherfucker

A guide to gift giving aka not being a basic motherfucker

In this episode we discuss good and bad gift options for loved ones.. to put it simply don't buy a gift without using at least a few of your brain cells because that shit will end up in the trash.
Dec 10, 202125:35
Meg almost died...

Meg almost died...

In this episode we discuss how Megan's health is deteriorating, random questions you didn't ask us to answer, and some other useless shit. You're welcome in advance.
Nov 24, 202140:41
Rules are made to be broken

Rules are made to be broken

In this episode we chat about feeling like death and how having a father that can jump our car is a fair trade for his lack of emotional connectedness while parenting.  

Nov 10, 202137:33
A doctor spread rumors about me

A doctor spread rumors about me

This episode delves into 90s/early 2000's nostalgia, incompetent healthcare workers, and more. 

Oct 21, 202145:52
Throwing hands

Throwing hands

This podcast we talk about fighting bitches, wrongful conviction, and our dad being the ultimate savage.

Sep 22, 202149:11
What makes him attractive?

What makes him attractive?

In this segment we discuss turn-ons, childhood injuries, and epic shows of the 90s.

Sep 08, 202138:16
Chain smoking & bad decisions

Chain smoking & bad decisions

This episode covers our stupidity as "homeowners" and the babysitter that made our childhood.

Aug 26, 202147:35
Smoking weed in our dorm

Smoking weed in our dorm

In this episode we discuss a college professor who thought we were fucking stupid, how hotels are disgusting, and the fact that one day we will live on a compound. 

Aug 17, 202134:10
I'm investing in bouncers for my funeral

I'm investing in bouncers for my funeral

What's not okay to joke about and our dying wishes.

Aug 04, 202136:16
Who the fuck is Bellsnickles?

Who the fuck is Bellsnickles?

This week we talk about things that scared us as kids, being shit people, and attractive celebrities.

Jul 30, 202141:24
I was the worst waitress ever

I was the worst waitress ever

This episode will dive into current trends and how fucking dumb they are.

Jul 10, 202138:45
When the police are in love with you

When the police are in love with you

It's not our fault that the cops are in love with us and pull us over just to spend time....creepy much?

Jun 27, 202133:27
Being Poor As A Child

Being Poor As A Child

In this episode we discuss what growing up poor was like.

Jun 20, 202134:07
People are annoying as shit

People are annoying as shit

This episode explains in as much detail as we feel like providing what irritates us about not only other people but each other as well. 

Jun 09, 202130:38
How we almost died as babies.

How we almost died as babies.

In this week's episode we talk about all things twin related! 

Jun 02, 202143:48
If we only knew...

If we only knew...

In this week's episode we discuss moments that single-handedly changed the course of lives. 

May 14, 202141:51
21st Century Womanhood

21st Century Womanhood

Listen as we talk about the cons to being a woman in today's gender biased world.

May 05, 202133:07
How high school fucks us...

How high school fucks us...

On this episode we will discuss the wonderful world of high school and how most of what you learn is meaningless. 

Apr 27, 202132:19
Living in a man's world

Living in a man's world

Listen as we discuss what it's like to be young females in a male created/dominated society.

Apr 21, 202133:09
Guys with Girlfriends

Guys with Girlfriends

A great source of quality information for males and females alike. Perhaps you can look to our podcast as you aspire to be a less shitty person. Not saying we are striving to be good people but we believe in you. Go make us proud...or at least make your parents less ashamed :)

Mar 26, 202125:13
Guys with girlfriends *TRAILER*

Guys with girlfriends *TRAILER*

In this episode we will talk about a lot...so just fucking listen ;)

Feb 27, 202101:33